- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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