What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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