- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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