Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Chlamydia

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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A fat guy!

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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