Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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