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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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