What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

what is 3+3= 8

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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