How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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