- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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