- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what do you call a black guy african american

Fine, ladies first.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Women's Soccer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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