- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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