- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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