DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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