A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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