- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the dog die? He was old

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Knock Know! Come in!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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