- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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