- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Honk if you're Amish!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

knock knock... ...no answer

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

whats black? the colour

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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