What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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