- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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