- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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