- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

bite me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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