Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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