What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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