- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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