Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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FUCK YOU

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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the bible

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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