Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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