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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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