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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

An Asian with a big dick.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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