So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A Chinese man fails a math test

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

I don't believe in giraffes.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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