A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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knock knock? come in

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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1+2 = 6

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What is the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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