- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??