- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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