When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Neither did she.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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