- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

hashtags suck balls

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Your mother just died.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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