- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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