- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

knock knock... ...no answer

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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