What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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