- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

I'm homeless.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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