- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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