- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why? Because.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Skinny people fart less.

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