q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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