What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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