Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Robin, get in the car!

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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