- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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