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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

kieran is a homosexual

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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