- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

9/11 my birthday

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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