- Anti Joke

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

The cream, it is coming

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.