- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

PIED NINNY!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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