you give like i give lomain

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Anti Joke

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