- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the president do for the people? ...

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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