- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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