Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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An anti-joke

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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