- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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