- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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