Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A woman walks into a bar.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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