- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

well use a tissue!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

PENIS that is all

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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