what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

whos on the right track? lady gaga

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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