- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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