- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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