oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

men, men like men= men+bed

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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