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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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