- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

girls basketball

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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