- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why can't february march Because april may

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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