roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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