How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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