- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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