What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A whole 'nother.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Whats funny? Your face.

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I love you

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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