- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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