- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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