- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

ask me if im a door yes

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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