- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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