- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

So this guy was making a sandwich...

hi mom

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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