What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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boobs!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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