- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

ask me if im a door yes

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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