- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

WOw you have no life

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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