- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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