Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

jd and zach loves vigina

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

WOw you have no life

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A penis walks into a bar..

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

I am quite mature.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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