- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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