- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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