Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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