- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

My children are mistakes

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

TIMMY

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Racial Equality

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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