Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Yellow People !!

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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the midget went to the midget store

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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