What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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TIMMY

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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alert('The Game')

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Anti Joke

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