Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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