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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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