So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Matthew Baker

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A woman walks into a bar.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...