The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

poopoo

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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