- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A women left the kitchen.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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