- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

BIG MAC'S

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Women's rights.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??