- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What has two legs? Half a cat

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock knock. Its open.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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