- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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