Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A whole 'nother.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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