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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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