- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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