whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Women's Rights

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

knock knock... ...no answer

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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