- Anti Joke

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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