Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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pudding

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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