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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Women's Rights

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

why did the zebra cross the road?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

penis

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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