- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

The GOV and the WHO?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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