- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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