- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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