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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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