- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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