Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Fat? Jesse Z

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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