- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

knock knock who's there? hope

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??