- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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