I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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