One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Justin with a hat.

Lindsay Lohan

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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