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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Detroit has a low crime rate

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"