What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Anti Joke

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