man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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How old are you? 7

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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