What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Face...the other white meat!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Black people having a Job.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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