An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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