- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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