- Anti Joke

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.