Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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