- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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