- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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