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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."