Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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