- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Take wrong turns

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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