Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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