- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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