- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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