- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

NEVER

that wall over there ->

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

vitamin c

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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