- Anti Joke

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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I'm gay.