Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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