- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A Duck walks into a bar.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.