- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Pickles are moist.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

being sober in a bar fight

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Male leadership.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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