- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Women's Rights Movement

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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