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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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