Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Oh, right

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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knock knock? come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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