- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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