how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Morning wood.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Anti-jokes are funny.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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