- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

whats long and black? a baton

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

that wall over there ->

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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