If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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