- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

a man walked into a bar....

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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