- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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