why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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