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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Mitt Romney

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

John Cena

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