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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

White men's rights

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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