Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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