Nathan likes butt games with African American men

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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