What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Indians

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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