- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Women's rights

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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