- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

There's my tractor.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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