- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats cold and frozen? ice

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

An Asian with a big dick.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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