What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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