- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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