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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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