- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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