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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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