- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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