- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what is 3+3= 8

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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