- Anti Joke

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

anti-joke.com

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.