- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

it was all Tagart

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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