What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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LOL

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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