- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??