- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

You should read the Terms of Service.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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