- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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