Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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