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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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