Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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