- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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