- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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