- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, first door on your left

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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