- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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