phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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