- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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