- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

I have cancer. And you're next.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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