if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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