Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...