What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Good job, son.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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