Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Niall Horan

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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dallen loves penis

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Atheism

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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