Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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