What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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