- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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