what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Anti Joke

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